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Chapter 0: Introduction

  • Report From the Satirical Front Lines
  • Chapter 1: Life, Death and Other Ways of Passing The Time: Life

  • Lives Unlived - George W. Bush
  • Lives Unlived - Charles Foster "Charlie" Brown
  • Lives Unlived -
    Poncho Margaret Hatrack Devilliers Santo Domingo Harris
  • Lives Unlived - Ronald Winston Smith Reagan
  • Chapter 2: Life, Death and Other Ways of Passing The Time: Death

  • Lest We Remember
  • Death Be Not Marketable
  • Pop-up Historical Documents: Torture Report
  • Smith & Wesson Democracy
  • Chapter 3: Life, Death and Other Ways of Passing The Time: Other Ways of Passing the Time

  • Tom and Jerry Do the Twister
  • Tom and Jerry Come to Terms with Englebert Humperdink Fans
  • Who Let the Doggerels Out?
  • Nursery Rhymes for Paranoid Times
  • Keep That Doggerel on a Short Leash
  • Conversational English For Hockey Fans
  • Chapter 4: I Don't Know Art, But...Uhh...Okay, Why Don't We Just Leave It At That? Film

  • The Real Pirates
  • Larry and Bud Survive the Night of 1,000 Candidates
  • If Auto Assembly Was Like Screenwriting
  • No Cannes Do
  • 25 Things You Didn't Know About Lindsay Lohan
  • Larry and Bud Find a Cure for Sequelitis
  • It's...
  • Chapter 5: Radio

  • Big Dick Radio
  • Big Dick Radio and the Law
  • Big Dick Radio Celebrates the Holidays
  • Real Men Know DICK
  • Big Dick Radio Comes To Your House
  • Big Changes at Big DICK
  • Chapter 6: Neither Film Nor Radio

  • You Had To Be There...
    And, You'll Probably Claim You Were
  • Deconstructing Stand Up
  • Form Gets Function In a Headlock and Gives It Painful Noogies
  • This Sponsored Life
  • Street Cred Dead
  • Pop-up Historical Documents: O'Reilly Fear Factor
  • What Makes a Writer?
  • Chapter 7: Business: The Corporate Kleptocracy Society

  • Young Conrad, Lord of All He Surveyed
  • Corporate Malfeasance Frequently Unasked Questions
  • Corporate Malfeasance Frequently Unasked Questions Reissue
  • The Corporate Economic Growth Algorithm
  • Business, As Usual Frequently Unasked Questions
  • Then Warren Buffet Wakes Up
  • Corporate Kleptocracy Frequently Unasked Questions
  • Conversations Overheard On The Wal-Mart Union Hotline
  • Business Opportunities For the Rest of Us
  • Chapter 8: Bits O' Stuff

  • Impertinent Minds Are Aching To Know
  • Cover Stories
  • Letters To Missed Manners:
    Google Goes To the Dogs
  • Aphorisms for the Rest of Us
  • Exercises in Futility
  • Letters To Missed Manners: End of a Chalabi Group
  • Anti-social Studies
  • Endings for the Rest of Us
  • Head For Cover!
  • Things You Should Know That Nobody Will Tell You
  • Chapter 9: Politics: The Won't Of the People: Us

  • Q&A: Flat Mark
  • The Marquis Treatment
  • P.R.I.D.E. Goeth
  • 2004 Ontario Budget Frequently Unasked Questions
  • Government Malfeasance
    Frequently Unasked Questions
  • 2004 Federal Election Frequently Unasked Questions
  • Your Vote Matters...To Somebody...
  • Democracy Is Hell
  • Chapter 10: Politics: The Won't Of the People: Them

  • The President Being the President
  • 647 Strings
  • Putting the Ass Back Into Compassionate
  • Conversations Overheard in a Free Speech Zone
  • The Kinder, Gentler Hun
  • The Temperature at Which Republicans Burn
  • Above the Fray, Below Contempt
  • The Xed Out Files
  • What Suits Ya
  • The Will of the People
  • Smarmy Back Room Pols Rule!
  • Zen and the Art of Plausible Deniability
  • The Triumph of the American Imaginary
  • Chapter 11: Politics: The Won't Of the People: Us and Them

  • What Do Bad Fences Make?
  • And A Warm Welcome
    To All Of Our American Friends
  • Chapter 12: Enough About Them -- What About Me?

  • The Loneliness of the Long Distance Writer
  • LPAF Discussion Area Frequently Unasked Questions
  • Dealing With Spam the Folles Way
  • My Bad
  • Close Encounters of the Medical Kind
  • LPAF Top Ten Lists
  • Shmoosh the Swoosh
  • A Plea I Might Be Tempted To Respond To
  • Frequently Unasked Questions, v. 9
  • Frequently Unasked Questions 10
  • Spam Again
  • Chapter 13: All the Awkward Bits That Didn't Fit Anywhere Else

  • Everybody Settles
  • Yellow, Long and Gone
  • Life After Modernity
  • Twenty (Irrelevant) Questions
  • Welcome to the World!
  • Huge Harry Takes the Stand
  • Either Fish, Or...
  • The Drug Trial
  • How Presumptuous!
  • The Enduring Sanctity of Sanctimony
  • All Randy Dogs Go To Heaven
  • Chapter 14: Didn't You Believe Me When I Told You There Would Be a Test at the End of the Book?

  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Current Affairs Edition
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Currant Affairs Edition
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    The Surrealists Turn Pro
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Entertainment Right Now Edition
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Holiday Diversion Edition
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Lazy Writer's Edition
  • What the Heck Do You Know? 2004 Oscars Edition
  • What the Heck Do You Know? The Question Question
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Writer's Edition
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Fragments...
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Cubicle Life Can Be Such Torture
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Visual Edition
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Cross Platform Edition
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Conservative Bashing Grab Bag
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Summer Bummer
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Really?
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