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Chapter 0: Introduction

  • Introduction: How Things Change
  • Chapter 1: Frequently Unasked Questions

  • Frequently Unasked Questions
  • Frequently Unasked Questions, v. 2
  • Frequently Unasked Questions, v. 3
  • Frequently Unasked Questions, v. 4
  • Frequently Unasked Questions, v. 5
  • Frequently Unasked Questions, v. 6
  • Frequently Unasked Questions, v. 7
  • Frequently Unasked Questions, v. 8
  • Chapter 2: War and Other Children's Occupations

  • American Politics Made Simplistic: Book 2:
    The Middle East
  • Letters to Missed Manners - Kabul Nuptials
  • The Bush Administration's Reasoned Argument...
  • Two Fronts, No Waiting
  • Letters To Missed Manners: Vituperation Etiquette
  • Troubled Child
  • Death Takes a Vowel
  • He Said, He Said
  • Monday's Must See Programming
  • Playing the Life Market
  • The Home Looting Network
  • The Hole Rescue Story: The Official Version
  • The Hole Rescue Story: The Unedited Version
  • Reality Checks and Balances
  • Propaganda on the Menu
  • Chapter 3: That's Entertainment

  • The Hollywood Holiday Blockbuster Algorithm
  • Chapter 2: War and Other Children's Occupations

  • No Exit Strategy
  • Chapter 3: That's Entertainment

  • Joshua Shapiro Teaches Media Appreciation 101
  • Sexy Cartoon Babes on the Web Rock!
  • Larry and Bud Do the Reich Thing
  • The First Draft of History Needs an Editor
  • And, I owe it all to MonsterScriptMaster (TM)!
  • Controlled Experiment...In Terror
  • The Lawyer In Pooh's Corner
  • Survivor: New York
  • Larry and Bud Make Beautiful Music
  • Entertainment Right Now:
    Right Now, More Than Ever
  • Morality at 24 Frames a Second
  • Ungainly (Ad)Ventures
  • Adjectives 'R' Us
  • The Father, The Son and The Holy Goat
  • The America Everybody Sees
  • Hipper Than Thou -
    Your Guide To Magazine Publishing
  • Larry and Bud Take Liberties
  • Tough Love? Tough Break...
  • Chapter 4: Economics

  • A Bargain at Twice the Price
  • The Dictator's Management Guide
  • Taxes for the Warthog Challenged
  • Speech Therapy for Brokers
  • The Recession Is Dead! Long Live the Recession!
  • Do the Perp Walk
  • Da Price of Nuttin'
  • Boycott This!
  • The Physics of Success
  • Chapter 5: All politics is Local

  • The Provincial Conservative Party Social Policy Algorithm
  • Shocking News
  • Chapter 6: Err, I Mean, All Politics Is National

  • American Politics Made Simplistic:
    Book 1: Elections
  • Decriminalization? High Time!
  • The Emperor's New IQ *
  • Conversations Overheard on a TIPS Line
  • A Bucketful of Hammers, Indeed
  • Dr. Gerald Finnerman: Relationship Councilor
  • Life in the Echo Chamber
  • Berlusconi World
  • Parenting in the New Millennium
  • Chapter 7: That Is To Say, All Politics Is International

  • Letters to Missed Manners:
    The Unwanted Guest Dilemma
  • A Right Royal Pain
  • Minding Our Ps and Cues
  • Leadership For the New Millennium
  • Everybody's a Hero to Their Dog
  • Chapter 8: Miscela -- Missila -- Other

  • Endangered Species Word Search
  • If We Took Vaginas Seriously
  • Hard Truths
  • Just Another Doggerel and Pony Show
  • Forget That Fear of Gravity
  • Racism is (a Spit) in the Eye of the Beholder
  • Blood Donors in Love
  • People You Don't Want to Spend a Lot of Time With at Parties
  • Nothing To Fear, But...
  • Image Is Everything
  • You Want Solutions? We Got Solutions!
  • Michael Shapiro is a Genetically Engineered Fountain Pen
  • Keeping Up With the Pfizers
  • I Must Have Missed That Memo...
  • Meaning Doggerel Bag
  • Impertinent Minds Want To Know
  • What's In a Name?
  • New Year's Resolutions of the Damned
  • Making a Killing
  • Covering, My Ass!
  • Chapter 9: What the Heck Do You Know?

  • What the Heck Do You Know? - The Remake
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    The Next Generation
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    The Millennium Edition
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    (And How the Heck Do You Know It?)
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Special Operation Iraqi Freakout Edition
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Special Operation Iraqi Freakout Edition, The Sequel
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Special Operation Iraqi Freakout Edition, The Final Stand
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    The War Is Over, The Fun Begins
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Life in Ontario
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Entertainment Edition
  • What The Heck Do You Know? A New Beginning
  • Chapter 10: Afterword

  • 500 Reasons to Celebrate
  • Endangered Species Word Search Solution
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