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Chapter 1: Recent

  • Cthulu Elvis lives!
  • How smart can it really be?
  • Genetically modifying models...
  • ...this is ridiculous!
  • Eat your heart out, Picasso!
  • The day public transit went fractal
  • Signs that the Tory anti-drug policy would be met with resistance...
  • Fred falling down drunk on the job resulted in...
  • Taking Godzilla back to his roots...
  • ...she would need strong scaffolding.
  • Jock found it impossible to fully integrate back into normal life...
  • QUICK! Somebody hose this animal down or something!
  • ...illicit street welding
  • Eat your heart out, Jackson Pollock!
  • It wasn't until he got into the checkout line that Germaine understood...
  • The apple wondered...
  • Felipe was crushed when he realized...
  • We may have to redefine what it means to be a Canadian...
  • Reginald would always regret heeading the sign...
  • Sales plummeted...
  • After his initial success, Luxo Jr. ...
  • When you're that big, you do tend to develop an ego...
  • Would you be so heartless...
  • Ever since the Avian Schism of 1913...
  • Today's specials: urban alienation and calamari.
  • Long before his divorce was finalized...
  • After Santa outsourced toy production to China...
  • "Aah, I remember the snow in Toronto."
  • Rose Hu wasn't afraid of germs
  • In our defence, they do look kind of cool...
  • Alain Resnais, eat your heart out!
  • Every time he told a lie, Mister Glasses Face's nose grew.
  • Reggie would be crushed to learn from his father's will...
  • Okay, Let me see if I understand this correctly...
  • Why do all these people have their hands in the air?
  • HOT WHEELS ZOMBIES MUST DIE!
  • On his way home one evening, Russell discovered...
  • Dr. Smathering was convinced that he had discovered a new plant species...
  • In retrospect, where the economic collapse started should have been obvious...
  • When did the cliche of the rickety bridge...
  • "Don't get me wrong - I love the food..."
  • Gerhard appreciated the strong lines of the work...
  • Geraldine was never seen again.
  • Yoyo Child
  • The Yuppie cage at the zoo
  • Toronto - you gotta love the people.
  • After years of isolation and loneliness, Brett realized...
  • What do you get for the city that has everything?
  • The Fifth Annual Bathroom Walls Convention in Seattle...
  • Still life...with motion.
  • George lost five days of work on account of the pneumonia...
  • The attempt to rebrand small business bankruptcies...
  • You do not want to be around when THAT butterfly emerges!
  • Everybody thought Wickersham had gone off the deep end...
  • Ask not for whom the other shoe drops...
  • This could have been a Norman Rockwell Saturday Evening Post cover image...
  • Comedy Genius!
  • How Conservatives view culture.
  • Mister Potatohead in the remake of The Great Dictator.
  • The calm before the Bourne.
  • Somebody who rides a bike is too sensible
  • Be honest
  • Trust the Government
  • Crosswalk etiquette
  • Unfortunately, there are no child negligence laws in nature.
  • Gerrard would wait a long time for his fried worm sundae.
  • Eat your heart out, Jacques Tati!
  • Jack could never understand why he always arrived at work depressed.
  • Mimi vowed to herself that once their bruises had healed
  • Jock enjoyed riding shotgun for the fire department, but
  • Ryerson's Rogers Centre after it hit the iceberg.
  • Oh, don't look at me like that, kid!
  • Robert Crumb for the digital age.
  • Abigail couldn't get that last poor call by the line judge out of her head
  • Getting to your penthouse suite may be trickier
  • Nobody knew what product the pothole patch ad was for
  • Chavon knew he would be out of luck
  • One explanation for the decline in the city's tourism.
  • Jake had long since accepted his...unusual skin condition
  • ...but it haunts their dreams to this day
  • THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON REALITY:
  • Chuck was excited by the camera in his cellphone
  • Medusa had to settle for turning all men who gazed upon her into trembling balls of jelly.
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