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Chapter 29
August 13, 2017

Headlines Have Got You Covered Five Ways to Sunday

"Five steps to a simpler investing plan"1
"Five obscure Canadian novels"2
"Five wedding trends"3
Orange is the New Black stars sound off on season 5"4
"Woman charged in five alleged assaults on Muslims"1

"Five proven ways leaders can win amid chaos"1
"Five hikers killed in mountain plummet"2
"Five more child saints"3
"5 ways to get kids to put down their digital devices"2
"Calgary man who killed five seeks greater freedom"1

"Southern hospitality - for everyone
People tend to think of the American South as a place where bigotry runs rampant. But there are amazing cultural experiences to be had - if you know where to look. Here are five cities in which liberals can safely hunker down, Calvin Cashen writes"1
"1 in 5 households drink primarily bottled water
Statistics Canada survey finds 18 per cent of homes in Toronto area are choosing plastic over tap"2
"Five men sentenced in Nemtsov murder
Convictions give little ease to Russian opposition leader's family, supporters, who argue people who ordered killing remain at large"1
"Court orders owner to raze Brampton home
Decision comes after legal battle of almost five years when the city mistakenly issued building permit for monster house"2
"Five harsh realities of rising rates for savers and borrowers
No real winners with Bank of Canada rate hike"1

"Baby raccoons get lifeline
Wildlife centre in Beeton comes to the rescue, will take in five orphans"2
"All men must die...but spare these five
Some beloved character scould be on the chopping block as Season 7 approaches"2
"Study highlights prevalence of unnecessary heart tests
One in five low-risk patients tested despite guidelines advising against routine ECGs"2
"The right way to grieve? Whatever works for you
After his infant son died, psychologist looked beyond the five stages of grief"2
"Down Yankees for rare taste of victory
Jays steal Fourth of July fireworks to snap five-game losing streak"2

"Fiat Chrysler to unveil five-year plan"1
"Five golfers tie for first after Day 1 at rain-soaked Canadian Open"1
"China: Nearly four in five Canadians oppose sale of Montreal's ITF"1
"Five killed in Venezuela protests ahead of election"1
"U.S. Weekly jobless claims drop to near five-month low"1

"Dear Toronto,
After a five-month stay in Canada, U.K.-born writer Davina Hamilton pens a love letter to her adopted city"2
"5 ways to save money on interest"2
"Top general apologizes for Canada Day incident
Five servicemen interrupted Indigenous ceremony, singing, 'God Save the Queen'"2
"The time to fix Hawaii Five-0 was at the start"2
Simple strategies to connect with your partner can be injected into daily life - no grand gestures necessary"2

"'Double-hatting' firefighters vow to appeal
Five workers found in violation of a union rule say they intend to continue volunteering with local fire halls in the Toronto area"1
"Five kids suffer minor injuries after school bus, SUV collide"2
"'We can tell our own stories
Toronto's Luminato Festival will kick off with Tributaries, a five-hour, 60-artist performance to honour Indigenous women"1
"Labour leader's spirited high-five makes awkwardly placed landing"2
"Prosecutors rest their case at Cosby trial
Following five days of testimony, the defence will begin presenting its side at the comedian's sexual-assault trial on Monday"1

"Five Eyes to engage with communications industry
Canada, U.S., Britain, Australia and New Zealand agree to tackle cybersecurity issues such as terrorists' use of encryption applications"1
"Manslaughter charges eyed in Grenfell Tower blaze
Five other buildings evacuated because of cladding issues; 'Grenfell changes everything'"2
"Couple list B.C. Home for $63-million
Philanthropists' Vancouver listing tops record with property featuring five bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, an indoor pool and concert hall"1
"Uber ouster began with hand-delivered letter
Leave of absence not enough to protect company's image, five major investors feared"2
"Seven days. 4,638 kilometres. Five provinces. And one 55-tonne lobster. To discover his homeland, Ian Brown rides a charter bus deep into the heart of tourist Canada"1

"Are these preferreds a 5-per-cent solution?"1
"Five people electrocuted in pool at a water park in Turkey"2
"Top court upholds ruling on trial limits
Supreme court rejects plea by five provinces that intervened in case of accused drug trafficker dismissed because of delay"1
"How a wave of attacks led to U.S. Shark mania
Five incidents in new Jersey in 1916 left a nation in fear, long before Jaws premiered"2
"Five charged in Flint water contamination crisis"1

"Five stocks drive TSX, but not the ones you think"1
"Aranui 5 borne from demand"2
"Zoo to reopen after five weeks of strike"2
"Five-alarm fire causes Baldwin St. Evacuation"2


1. Globe and Mail
2. Toronto Star
3. Toronto Sun
4. 24 Hours

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